bizarro week Archive

  • Not Brent: Who’s this dude with the monocle? Where’s Lauby? Von: Come with me now, on a journey through time and space! Through the uttermost bleakness of the night eternal that lies betwixt the joyless stars we’re bound, this thin shell of silicon and plastic around us creaking and cracking,...

    House of Paincakes: The Weekly Top X: In the Grim Future of Next Friday, There is Only Ian Watson

    Posted on December 2, 2011 | No Comments
    Not Brent: Who’s this dude with the monocle? Where’s Lauby? Von: Come with me now, on a journey through time and space! Through the uttermost bleakness of the night eternal that lies betwixt the joyless stars we’re bound, this thin shell of silicon and plastic around us creaking and cracking,...

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  • This was supposed to be a reminder, callously calling out the barely literate members of the audience  who have yet to notice that we’re in the middle of a theme week at the HoP, but then I remembered that bizarro dethtron is nice, so instead here’s a picture of a...

    House of Paincakes: Bizarro Week is Still On

    Posted on December 2, 2011 | No Comments
    This was supposed to be a reminder, callously calling out the barely literate members of the audience  who have yet to notice that we’re in the middle of a theme week at the HoP, but then I remembered that bizarro dethtron is nice, so instead here’s a picture of a...

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  • Hello and welcome to another installment on how to lord your disposable income over poor neck-beards.  Today we’re going to be spending way more money than we need to with just a touch of a  “This Old House” vibe. Let’s get to it. Special Lady Friend and I recently started...

    House of Paincakes: Gaming Without a Budget – Lauby’s Malifaux Table

    Posted on December 1, 2011 | No Comments
    Hello and welcome to another installment on how to lord your disposable income over poor neck-beards.  Today we’re going to be spending way more money than we need to with just a touch of a  “This Old House” vibe. Let’s get to it. Special Lady Friend and I recently started...

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  • Guess what?SinSynn couldn’t make it here today.That’s right, suckas….‘Pink isn’t well, he’s back at the hotel.’ Instead, you’ll be dealing with me.….the hamster in his head.And yes, I totally just hit you with a Pink Floyd reference. *Let’s party…Bizarro style* Y’know what, people?I’ve been living in this idiot’s skull a...

    House of Paincakes: SinSynn gets Bizarro: The Hamster’s REVENGE!

    Posted on November 30, 2011 | No Comments
    Guess what?SinSynn couldn’t make it here today.That’s right, suckas….‘Pink isn’t well, he’s back at the hotel.’ Instead, you’ll be dealing with me.….the hamster in his head.And yes, I totally just hit you with a Pink Floyd reference. *Let’s party…Bizarro style* Y’know what, people?I’ve been living in this idiot’s skull a...

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  • ahem… is this thing on? Good. ‘Cause I’m only saying this once. You, over there. It’s taking you TWO HOURS to buy fifty CENTS worth of Magic cards?  You are wasting my time and annoying as hell. I don’t care about your stupid red burn deck, I want you to...

    House of Paincakes: Rants from an angry woman

    Posted on November 29, 2011 | No Comments
    ahem… is this thing on? Good. ‘Cause I’m only saying this once. You, over there. It’s taking you TWO HOURS to buy fifty CENTS worth of Magic cards?  You are wasting my time and annoying as hell. I don’t care about your stupid red burn deck, I want you to...

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  • Somewhere in the dungeons below a generic evil fortress….. ” The prisoner is secure?”” Yes my Lord, though I don’t see why you didn’t just drop him in some lava or feed him to the Clawbeasts like normal…..”” We may need him later…..and what could be worse torture for him...

    House of Paincakes: The World of Fluff with GMort the Cheerful…..

    Posted on November 29, 2011 | No Comments
    Somewhere in the dungeons below a generic evil fortress….. ” The prisoner is secure?”” Yes my Lord, though I don’t see why you didn’t just drop him in some lava or feed him to the Clawbeasts like normal…..”” We may need him later…..and what could be worse torture for him...

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  • Hey Kids!  Don’t forget that it’s Bizarro week here.  I mean, seriously.  DON’T FORGET!  Eh.. you’re not gonna forget.  You guys are smart. AND handsome. New Member Monday  iWARGAMEKeywords: Warmachine, Warmachine, some more Warmachine and a little Warmachine on the side Whelp SlayerKeywords: Warhammer 40k, Warmachine and hordes, hobby, painting,...

    House of Paincakes: New Member Monday – Bizarro! and Badgers!

    Posted on November 28, 2011 | No Comments
    Hey Kids!  Don’t forget that it’s Bizarro week here.  I mean, seriously.  DON’T FORGET!  Eh.. you’re not gonna forget.  You guys are smart. AND handsome. New Member Monday  iWARGAMEKeywords: Warmachine, Warmachine, some more Warmachine and a little Warmachine on the side Whelp SlayerKeywords: Warhammer 40k, Warmachine and hordes, hobby, painting,...

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  • When we decided that we were doing this whole bizarro week thing, I knew right away that I wanted to write Loquacious’ normal column from the customer perspective.  Luckily, when drawing straws to see who got what, the sheer force of my personality saw to it that random chance and...

    House of Paincakes: Musings of a Game Store Patron [Customer's Bill of Rights]

    Posted on November 27, 2011 | No Comments
    When we decided that we were doing this whole bizarro week thing, I knew right away that I wanted to write Loquacious’ normal column from the customer perspective.  Luckily, when drawing straws to see who got what, the sheer force of my personality saw to it that random chance and...

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  • You kids ready to get freaky?  Good, because it’s Bizarro Week here at the HoP. But what the shit is Bizarro Week?  It’s simple really.  All you need is an advanced degree in theoretical physics and an intimate understanding of how string theory allows for the possibility of parallel universes...

    House of Paincakes: Bizarro Week at the HoP

    Posted on November 27, 2011 | No Comments
    You kids ready to get freaky?  Good, because it’s Bizarro Week here at the HoP. But what the shit is Bizarro Week?  It’s simple really.  All you need is an advanced degree in theoretical physics and an intimate understanding of how string theory allows for the possibility of parallel universes...

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