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  • As a game store owner, I hear all kinds of jokes about being the ‘crack dealer’ and how it’s so hard for my customers to resist… We love it, and enjoy the joke to it’s fullest. What a lot of our customers don’t understand is that we have dealers too…...

    House of Paincakes: [Musings of a Game Store Owner] Where Can I Get Some More Plastic Crack?

    Posted on May 20, 2012 | No Comments
    As a game store owner, I hear all kinds of jokes about being the ‘crack dealer’ and how it’s so hard for my customers to resist… We love it, and enjoy the joke to it’s fullest. What a lot of our customers don’t understand is that we have dealers too…...

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  • Paul Destroys the Universe All right guys and gals, it’s the final day. Everything has been building to this. We’ve even added ANOTHER commentator to the mix since today is very special to him. What we have here is a multimedia explosion. I only mention it because it’s literally the...

    House of Paincakes: The Twelfth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on January 5, 2012 | No Comments
    Paul Destroys the Universe All right guys and gals, it’s the final day. Everything has been building to this. We’ve even added ANOTHER commentator to the mix since today is very special to him. What we have here is a multimedia explosion. I only mention it because it’s literally the...

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  • dethtron:  Lauby, I don’t think I can adequately dedicate myself to discussing this card.  Every time I look at your art I lose my shit. Lauby:  Haha!  This was the pinnacle of my skill with going dumpster diving in Google images.  You know…  now that I think about it, I’m...

    House of Paincakes: The Eleventh Day of Fishmas

    Posted on January 4, 2012 | No Comments
    dethtron:  Lauby, I don’t think I can adequately dedicate myself to discussing this card.  Every time I look at your art I lose my shit. Lauby:  Haha!  This was the pinnacle of my skill with going dumpster diving in Google images.  You know…  now that I think about it, I’m...

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  • Lauby:  This actually would have been a nice land if we tweaked it a bit.  Either add a second mana option or ditch the sacrificial aspect of it I’m thinking  Yes, it’s a totally boring reference to the challenges of fishing in man-made lakes, but in an alternative universe, a...

    House of Paincakes: The Tenth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on January 3, 2012 | No Comments
    Lauby:  This actually would have been a nice land if we tweaked it a bit.  Either add a second mana option or ditch the sacrificial aspect of it I’m thinking  Yes, it’s a totally boring reference to the challenges of fishing in man-made lakes, but in an alternative universe, a...

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  • Lauby:  Speaking of drunk driving…     Uglyraincoat: It is funny because it is offensive to a certain group of people’s lifestyle.  [Face palm.]  Lauby:  What are you talking about? This is a perfectly fine salute to our country’s proud yokel heritage.  It’s pretty much the most powerful card we made...

    House of Paincakes: The Ninth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on January 2, 2012 | No Comments
    Lauby:  Speaking of drunk driving…     Uglyraincoat: It is funny because it is offensive to a certain group of people’s lifestyle.  [Face palm.]  Lauby:  What are you talking about? This is a perfectly fine salute to our country’s proud yokel heritage.  It’s pretty much the most powerful card we made...

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  • Lauby:  Here’s a nod to the bane of camper’s everywhere.  The raccoons that hung around out campsite were particularly well fed since even if you’re a classy drunk, you’re still a drunk.  I guess what I’m saying is that properly storing your food is not likely to happen.  And then...

    House of Paincakes: The Eighth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on January 1, 2012 | No Comments
    Lauby:  Here’s a nod to the bane of camper’s everywhere.  The raccoons that hung around out campsite were particularly well fed since even if you’re a classy drunk, you’re still a drunk.  I guess what I’m saying is that properly storing your food is not likely to happen.  And then...

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  • dethtron:  even if this has nothing to do with Fishmas, this card with its super convoluted rules will always have a special place in my heart. Lauby:  Mine too.  It’s not just the fact that we created a card just to justify our use of the banding mechanic, but the...

    House of Paincakes: The Seventh Day of Fishmas

    Posted on December 31, 2011 | No Comments
    dethtron:  even if this has nothing to do with Fishmas, this card with its super convoluted rules will always have a special place in my heart. Lauby:  Mine too.  It’s not just the fact that we created a card just to justify our use of the banding mechanic, but the...

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  • dethtron:  finally, a card truly worthy of a trip to the hospital. Lauby:  I’m going to go on record as saying that this is our best designed card.  It’s super aggressive but with just enough of a draw back to really make using it a risk.  A risk that Bernie...

    House of Paincakes: The Sixth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on December 30, 2011 | No Comments
    dethtron:  finally, a card truly worthy of a trip to the hospital. Lauby:  I’m going to go on record as saying that this is our best designed card.  It’s super aggressive but with just enough of a draw back to really make using it a risk.  A risk that Bernie...

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  • Lauby:  see… this is the thing that really irritated me about the whole Bill-bo Shaggins incident.  Bill already had a damn card!  It just didn’t have his name on it. Uglyraincoat: Yeah, but it doesn’t capture the essence of Bill, even if he looks cool.  Which brings us to our...

    House of Paincakes: The Fifth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on December 29, 2011 | No Comments
    Lauby:  see… this is the thing that really irritated me about the whole Bill-bo Shaggins incident.  Bill already had a damn card!  It just didn’t have his name on it. Uglyraincoat: Yeah, but it doesn’t capture the essence of Bill, even if he looks cool.  Which brings us to our...

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  • dethtron:  Ok, I know I don’t like being photographed (due to my Amish heritage), but was there not a picture where my jeans and sweater don’t look like the same color?Lauby:  Oh no!  Your secret identity!  Now everyone will know what you looked like 6 years ago.  And that you...

    House of Paincakes: The Fourth Day of Fishmas

    Posted on December 28, 2011 | No Comments
    dethtron:  Ok, I know I don’t like being photographed (due to my Amish heritage), but was there not a picture where my jeans and sweater don’t look like the same color?Lauby:  Oh no!  Your secret identity!  Now everyone will know what you looked like 6 years ago.  And that you...

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