“I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”
“Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
…for some reason, everyone has been brainwashed to think that Null Zone is a must-take on [a librarian].
So, for the first time since September, I dusted off the Orks and went to a tournament.