Author: TastyTaste

40k Douche Bag: The Madness of King Elessar

Imagine for a second Stelek is Bill O’Reilly or Keith Olbermann; loud, opinionated, and egotistical, but from time to time can make some sense. Hold that imagine, then picture Glenn Beck; bloated, paranoid, and speaks for Tinfoil Hats and Flat Earthers. If Glenn Beck was a 40k Internet personality he would be The_ King_Elessar. A handle can tell us a lot about a person. When you think you are a literary King from an epic fantasy novel you have problems or at the very least you should have a wife as hot as Liv Tyler. I do not think Aragon...

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BoLScon 2009: Nids win BoLScon? Really?…You Sure?

By now those that follow the competitive scene discovered, Tyranids won Bell of Lost Souls first tournament. After two days and seven games Michael Strange’s Anime inspired Nids were victorious. Even more impressive is that he lost a game along the way to IG, only to recover and beat the same IG player. My personal feelings about Nids is they are the weakest codex currently. They are a horde army more expensive than Orks and have few tank busting options. From 4th to now there has been one perceived power build for Nids, the infamous Nidzilla! Michael Strange’s list...

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Meat for Meta: Paint your fraking models!

Bought a 40k Army — Check Assembled 40k Army — Check Grabbed a friend– Check Have a camcorder — Check Record Battles — Check Find Forum to post Batreps — Check Painted Models–Epic Fail! Warhammer 40k is a hobby not a sport. So please when you post battle reports have the decency to paint your god damn army! Make sure your opponent has his army painted as well. I am tired of seeing half ass paint jobs ruin an otherwise exciting battle report. Instead, I have to squint playing guess what is that model. I can forgive crappy terrain,...

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Meat for Meta: The Big Waaagh and the story no one is talking about!

Last year around this time everyone was still getting use to 5th ed and running scared from Nob Bikers. Now it is one year later and another major tournament has come to past. From the Big Waaagh we get more confirmation that GW biggest seller, is now the great competitive performer. Shockingly it is none other then the... Adeptus Astartes more commonly known as the Space Marines. Last year the codex was released and it was immediately placed in the middle tier of armies.  Even as recently as March BoLS had Space Marines 5th behind Orks, CSM, BT, IG. People assumed...

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Best of 40k Internet: I think I found my Match!

Just when I thought we might avoid the Apocalypse, I found something so sad and pathetic it might bring me to read the Left Behind series. It is safe to say that Internet dating just got a whole lot more desperate with this test. Warhammer 40k Dating Test Talk about trying to find love in all the wrong places.  As if Internet dating is not lame enough, now you can show perspective mates just how big your 40k knowledge really is. Perhaps like girls that want to marry death row inmates this test could prove critical in finding that special someone. Btw I scored...

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