Author: TastyTaste

Bile Episode 1: 99 Luftballoons

Welcome everyone, as your embedded war corespondent Fabius Bile, here to report the truth as it is presented: dirty syringe and all. I have been able to wiggle my way into an Adeptus Astartes chapter under the direction of Forge Master Darius. Darius and his company are from the Iron Hands chapter, it is a chapter that has some very special needs. There distaste for their own flesh has worked to my advantage and the love of the Adeptus Mechanicus made for an easy disguise. As for the missions I will be reporting, from what I can gather the...

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Bile Episode 0: Gone Fishin

I want to let everyone know that I am going on vacation for about ten days. I do not know if I will have time to make any posts. Not to worry, I have been able to get a very special guest contributor to my blog. Many of you know him for his creation of the Noise Marines and being a perennial Imperium most wanted. To me he is simply my plastic surgeon, but you might know him as Fabius Bile. He has secured a very special data stream to report directly from anywhere in the Galaxy. Without going into...

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40k Douche Bag: The Madness of King Elessar

Imagine for a second Stelek is Bill O’Reilly or Keith Olbermann; loud, opinionated, and egotistical, but from time to time can make some sense. Hold that imagine, then picture Glenn Beck; bloated, paranoid, and speaks for Tinfoil Hats and Flat Earthers. If Glenn Beck was a 40k Internet personality he would be The_ King_Elessar. A handle can tell us a lot about a person. When you think you are a literary King from an epic fantasy novel you have problems or at the very least you should have a wife as hot as Liv Tyler. I do not think Aragon...

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BoLScon 2009: Nids win BoLScon? Really?…You Sure?

By now those that follow the competitive scene discovered, Tyranids won Bell of Lost Souls first tournament. After two days and seven games Michael Strange’s Anime inspired Nids were victorious. Even more impressive is that he lost a game along the way to IG, only to recover and beat the same IG player. My personal feelings about Nids is they are the weakest codex currently. They are a horde army more expensive than Orks and have few tank busting options. From 4th to now there has been one perceived power build for Nids, the infamous Nidzilla! Michael Strange’s list...

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Meat for Meta: Paint your fraking models!

Bought a 40k Army — Check Assembled 40k Army — Check Grabbed a friend– Check Have a camcorder — Check Record Battles — Check Find Forum to post Batreps — Check Painted Models–Epic Fail! Warhammer 40k is a hobby not a sport. So please when you post battle reports have the decency to paint your god damn army! Make sure your opponent has his army painted as well. I am tired of seeing half ass paint jobs ruin an otherwise exciting battle report. Instead, I have to squint playing guess what is that model. I can forgive crappy terrain,...

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