Author: TastyTaste

Best of 40k Internet: Dice Cheatin!

I am so amazed at the notion that 40k players would be reduced to cheating for wins! Most people are aware of fudging rules, picking up hits, and moving miniatures one inch too far. What I never knew till a few weeks ago, was by applying old Casino tricks you will start rolling like a god. The desire to win can be overwhelming especially, if you have an image to keep. If your the top dog of your local gaming area, I can imagine people with no scruples giving into such lameness. Besides if it is good for politicians and profession sports, it is good enough for 40k....

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40k Douche Bag: The miseducation of Andrew Sutton

I was getting ready to hit the hay on Friday, when my phone started blowing up from friends informing me, that Stelek of Yes the Truth Hurts had just called me out. I knew it was only a matter of time. I just thought it would take a lot longer. I am a nobody with a blog devoted mostly to my ego and a few friends. He has a blog devoted to a 40k cult and his entire emotional well being. So why come down from Olympus and toy with a mere mortal? Well from the sounds of it;...

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Meat for Meta: Washes, sent like mana from Heaven.

I want to let everyone know, I do more than bitch about 40k. I play, paint, and model go figure! So my summer project this year is Eldar. Last year it was Daemons, thanks to an epic deal I picked up from one local store. I try to spit out an army a year, so far I have a pretty good record. Eldar it is! As I have said before I am pretty darn lazy. I try to find the fastest techniques with the best results to paint my armies. For my Eldar I am going to utilize my new favorite thing...

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Meat for Meta: ‘Ard Boyz, yee of much suck

How do I really feel about ‘Ard Boyz, let me think. ‘Ard Boyz for me is like Bobby Brown and R. Kelly both taking a shit in a Denny’s bathroom and that shit got up and started playing 40k. You would think Games Workshop would of learned their lesson from last year. You would think, that making a tournament that unleashes the inner asshole in gamers would be a bad idea? Well no I guess not, so instead of the Grand Tournament circuit we get ‘Ard Boyz, oh joy! The prize? A trip to the Chicago battle bunker paid by yourself. Yes there...

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Best of 40k Internet: Kharn you Kidder

It is really hard to find good 40k humor. Usually what we are left with is TSOALR comic strips, which are nothing more then boot camp humor with lasguns. Then there is 40k fanfic which like all fan fiction before it, falls into two camps, Napoleon or porn fantasy. In the vastness of the Internet there is still hope and for it I look to none other then Kharn the Betrayer I love me some Kharn; he is the most Berserker of Berserkers, he is not the first person you would think to have a funny bone or a love of kittens. The picture is kinda funny, but it must be...

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