Tournament Circuit: GottaCon 2012 Results
“Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
Read More“Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
Read MoreWhether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
Read More“The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”
Read MoreI wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Read MoreA good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby.
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