Best of 2011: The Blogs
Dec28

Best of 2011: The Blogs

“You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.”

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Best of 2011: The Army Lists
Dec25

Best of 2011: The Army Lists

“If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.”

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Best of 2011: Model Releases
Dec22

Best of 2011: Model Releases

“I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, “I helped skin Bob.”

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Best of 2011: The Paint Jobs
Dec20

Best of 2011: The Paint Jobs

“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”

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