Feb 15, 2012

“Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”

Feb 8, 2012

“Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.”

Feb 6, 2012

Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

Jan 29, 2012

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby.

Jan 23, 2012

“I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.”

Jan 15, 2012

"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.”

Jan 12, 2012

"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it."

Jan 10, 2012

I just got an email and it has gone up on Dakkadakka looks like we might have  a live one here guys. The new 6th edition rules might have just been leaked! So far it looks legit to me guys… Follow the link below download the file use the Password Pancake This should go down really fast like with in 12 hours if it is...

Jan 6, 2012

“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness”

Dec 28, 2011

“You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.”