May 22, 2012

“The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.”

May 9, 2012

“What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.”

May 5, 2012

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”

Apr 26, 2012

“If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.”

Apr 25, 2012

“We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.”

Apr 22, 2012

“I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.”

Apr 21, 2012

“I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.”

Apr 17, 2012

“If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.”

Apr 17, 2012

"Fenris Breeds Heroes Like A Bar Breeds Drunks- Loud, Proud and Spoiling For A Fight --- Grand Master Belial of the Dark Angels

Apr 15, 2012

"We warned you of the price of your actions, now you must pay in full -- in blood" -- Message received prior to the Assyri Devastation