Oct 15, 2010

Greetings and Salutations boys and girls, Unicorns and children of all ages – Hold on. What? Didn’t our official Strictly Average Program Criticizer Da Warboss Stalin recently say he hated seeing the same introduction on all our material? No, what he said was: “Hate is a strong word. Maybe I hate all the white text you spam on your battle reports…or...

Oct 9, 2010

Hello again boys and girls, Unicorns and children of all ages, Brent here to talk Killzone Blitz! Ever heard of Killzone?  What about Big Jim, or Galaxy in Flames? You’re in for a treat and I’m glad I can be the one to hand out the candy.  So hop in, sit right next to me, and ignore the hand.  Pay attention!  This weekend is the Killzone Blitz. Brent:...

Oct 1, 2010

Having finished his ridiculously involved ‘short’ first project for 6371, our hero (Brent – why did you have to ask?) is very, very tired.  But he hates missing deadlines!  The chickies might forget his name and he’d be forced to whore himself out on Dick Move once again. That doesn’t sound right at all.  Change it or leave...

Sep 24, 2010

Ah, life.  As I sit here typing this I can look out my window and watch the sky dump buckets of rain on dreary North Texas. So, how is this an analogy for today’s article? It ain’t.  I’m not feeling clever today.  In fact, I don’t even feel like running off at the mouth today, so I bring you and On Blogging Short. 6 Tips for Improving...

Sep 17, 2010

Warning: what follows is part douchery and part commentary.  It has very little to do with the hobby and contains images some may find offensive.  It’s also at least a little self-serving… So it’s perfect for Blood of Kittens! You’ve been warned… but if you’re not interested in the talkie-talk, skip to the bold sentence at...

Sep 3, 2010

Greetings boys and girls, Unicorns and children of all ages, Brent’s here with something a bit different. Here’s a compilation video of some of the clips my brother and I shot when we traveled to a place no Warhammer Geek should ever go. A ComicCon. I learned something valuable that day.  Never mock a...

Aug 27, 2010

All my best stories used to start out, “I was drunk in a bar somewhere…” but that was then and this is now. Now, I’m ashamed to say, my stories would start out something like, “I was sitting in front of a computer somewhere…” Funnily enough, that could very well be the difference between Not Brent and Brent.  Anyway,...

Aug 20, 2010

It’s Friday!  That Report Will Wait Hello again boys and girls, Unicorns and children of all ages, it’s Brent here, escaping Strictly Average to lower the value of Blood of Kittens with my inane little weekly offering called On Blogging. If you’ve followed the series… okay, who am I kidding?  If I’m lucky you’ve maybe read...

Aug 13, 2010

Greetings boys and girls, Unicorns and children of all ages!  Today let’s talk about collaborations. According to the Strictly Average dictionary defines a collaboration as ‘an attempt by one person with vision to convince others who may or may not have talent to see his vision and work their asses of for no apparent reason or regard outside of...

Aug 6, 2010

Sorry in advance, I couldn’t resist the title! Okay folks, Brent here, bringing you up to date on the biggest controversy of the recent WarGames Con. We’re looking at Michael Strange Vs Jon Willingham, Top Tables, Day 2 Strange, as many of you may remember, is last year’s big winner with his incredible Tyranid army. A few words: there is no shame in...