Where the Immaterium meets the Internet
Dec 18, 2011
“If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.”
Posted by reecerobbins
Nov 30, 2011
“Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
Posted by fluger
Oct 31, 2011
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
Sep 27, 2011
Is there really a secret underwater railroad smuggling flounder to freedom? Get on board the sole train, next on...
Sep 2, 2011
Can too many carrots make your head grow leaves? Uh, what's that, doc?! next on...
Posted by nyhil
Aug 22, 2011
Can renegade surgeons transplant your brain while you sleep? The frightening truth, next on...
Aug 9, 2011
He gave her his kidney. She gave him her heart. Transplants and romance next on...
Posted by AbusePuppy
Jul 14, 2011
Play the pain away?
Jul 2, 2011
Notice a flying trend....
Posted by badtaste
Jun 18, 2011
Could be better or could of been worse...