Before I get into a full review of the event, let me just say this: The Kalm is the way that The Kelly intended tournaments to be played. Before I...

Apr 22, 2012

“I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.”

Apr 21, 2012

“I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.”

Apr 17, 2012

“If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.”

Apr 3, 2012

"Guard your Tounge. Whelp. Lest I cut it out. I care not for your Moon-Touched Ramblings. Nor for the Tales of your Grandmother. Mark this Well -- of the 13th Company we do not speak" --Ulfric Hoodclaw

Mar 22, 2012

Operate! Operate! Still time to operate! -- Mad Dok Grotsnik

Mar 20, 2012

“Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”

Mar 13, 2012

“Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.”

I’ve finally gotten sorted out my tournament addendance for the rest of the year. I had planned on attending Adepticon (and actually got a ticket) but all my my friends...

Feb 26, 2012

“I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."