What the hell happened to dethtron? Didn’t there used to be a blog here?

It’s been a while, hasn’t it?  Yeah, I guess I haven’t posted in almost a month.  I’m not here to make victim statements about all the fun I’ve been having at the expense of the blog (though building my FoW table has been time consuming and pseudo-work is picking up and things are not exactly rosy for me right now on a personal level), but rather to make some statements about the present and the future of Dick Move.

 

Not exactly sure how to begin this shit, so I’ll just dive in balls first.  Those of you with blogs of your own know what a labor of love it is.  For me, lately the emphasis has been more on labor than anything else.  Trying to keep up with a regular posting schedule has simply become to much like work for me for the moment, and I really need to continue taking a temporary break from blogging regularly (other than my weekly on the HoP, which I am still enjoying the fuck out of writing).  I would be lying if I didn’t say that blogging was beginning to take over my life and take precedence over a several things that are far more important than acting like a pretend asshole on the Internet.  If I’m being perfectly honest, waking up and not feeling the need to pull some content out of my ass has been liberating.

 

You’ve all probably noticed a slow decline in posting here, with the last few weeks prior to my unexplained hiatus consisting of basically just FNIF.  The slowdown in posting became apparent to me as a sign that a) I have nothing I feel is pressing to write about and b) a break is in order.  I promise I’ll be back soon with renewed vigor and an eye towards posting only content that I’m happy with, rather than things that are churned out to meet imaginary, self-imposed deadlines.

 

Wait, so what the fuck is happening to FNIF?  Well, that series is still my baby, but it’s going to fall by the wayside for a while for a number of reasons.  I’ll post a bulleted list of some of them in a second, but I’d like to reassure you all that FNIF isn’t likely to disappear forever, although I am thinking of ways to breath some new life into it, streamline the process, etc.  Anyway, here is the list:

• the average FNIF takes somewhere around 4 hours to write start to finish and that doesn’t even include the amount of trolling necessary to find a good fight.  That’s a lot of time and with my time management at an all time low, many other things are taking priority over this.
• now I’ll preface this next bit by stating that there is no ego intended, as in this is not a ‘hey fuck faces, I’m dethtron, I’m kind of a big deal’ statement, but FNIF has maybe gotten a little big for its own good.  What I mean by that is that I’m running into things far too often that are fabricated solely to become a FNIF or instances where participants send each other links to the FNIF out of spite.  This creates situations where, rather than showing the idiocy of fighting over the net, someone gets their panties in a knot.  While I really couldn’t possibly care less what somebody thinks if I call them a cunt or fuckwad, it really does sort of put a bit of a downer on the comments thread sometimes.  …now as far as the fabricated fights go, those these are seriously fucking boring to write.  It’s like all the fun of “unscripted” reality television taking place in the confines of my own head.
• it’s simply not fun for me right now.  For the above reasons and more, I’m just not enjoying writing FNIFs and I feel that the quality has suffered because of this.

Well, that’s about it for today.  I’ll be back with some sort of regular schedule probably some time after I graduate from my MBA program this summer.  In the interim, keep following my shit on the HoP and keep your eyes peeled for occasional, sporadic posts here.

 

To leave you will something of a note of hope for the state of Dick Move, I’d like to share some seriously fucking inane comments I’ve gotten in the last few weeks.

 

The first two come from an article about Kommissar Fuklaw (part of the insipid Angry Marines pathetic wannabe sad ass attempt at starting a meme).  I wrote a “review” of a home brew character that I found and still find to be completely ass-rapingly stupid almost two years ago and now it seems that some of the creators of followers of the dumbest attempt at 40k humor ever have finally noticed that I took the time to point out how moronic they are.  Perhaps a full blown Fuck You Angry Marines post is in order for down the road?  Regardless, you can read the article here (I’ll point out that this is something I wrote in maybe week 2 of the blog, so the quality might not be the greatest example of my work), and I’ll share the two most recent comments with you now.

Angry Marine #12- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT IS THIS WEEABOO SHIT?!? IF YOU STOPPED BEING A SMUG BITCH OF TZEENTCH MAYBE YOU WOULDN’T LOOK LIKE YOU WERE FUCKING A DEAD DAEMONETTE!!! PREPARE YOUR ASS FOR COMMISSAR FUKLAW AND THE ANGRY MARINES! ~well, that was certainly articulate.  Guess I’ll have to remove my butt plug in preparation for the angry marines.

 

anonymous- You’re a nigger! ~it’s probably for the best that you stayed anonymous for that one you hate mongering piece of shit.  At least you got the right “you’re.”  Still, that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a terrible person.

 

Well that was certainly fun, no?  Moving on to FNIF round 35, written almost 8 months ago, we’ve got another gem of a comment that came in last week.  Better late to the party than never, I guess.  Or maybe not, I’ll let you decide.

 

Hymirl- As always dethron the internet tough guy ~is that how people see me?  I can’t honestly remember too many times (other than that SoB Melissia thing a while back) where I’ve openly antagonized anyone.  Most of what I do is point out when people are being stupid. typing bad words from his room in his moms house. ~Not true.  I’d tell you the whole story, but I’ve gotta run and suck your mom’s dick to pay her back for the use of her basement. It is odd that the blogosphere likes this kind of anti-social immature behavior… ~well I’m not surprised, but you’re more than welcome to continue being a self-righteous fuck-stick all you want.  Who am I to stop you?

The best bit is when they stop to suck each other off over how much ‘better’ blogs are than forums.  ~well I’m not going to go back and read that whole thing, but I find it highly unlikely that I ever said blogs are explicitly better.  Feedback is normally more on target though… unless you read BoLS comments. Silly children.  ~child, eh?  I’ll just close this out with something classy like I’m rubber and you’re glue so fuck you!

 

Well so long and thanks for all the fish for now.  I’ll see you at the restaurant at the end of this summer.

36 Responses to “What the hell happened to dethtron? Didn’t there used to be a blog here?”

1. Red says:

   June 15, 2011 at 7:52 am

   Who even uses ‘blogosphere’ when trying to throw down. It’s like a black hole sucking out anything that could have been registered as non-shit (which, is not actually present in the above) from that comment.

   Fucking douchebags.

   Yeah man good for you as well regarding the break/tone down of the blogs, there’s a lot more in life with a higher priority than entertaining the masses.

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   • Dethtron says:

     June 15, 2011 at 2:10 pm

     It’s acceptable to use “blogosphere” in a throwdown if you’re like ‘my blogosphere is way better than your blogosphere.’

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     • Dethtron says:

       June 15, 2011 at 2:17 pm

       ‘oh yeah, well my blogosphere could kick your blogosphere’s ass’

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       • Red says:

         June 17, 2011 at 1:32 am

         I can’t see it, maybe it’s too early in the morning but I have a severe lack of burn’s from reading those two. It’s almost like getting an aloevera facial massage reading that.

         More Deth, needs more Deth.

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2. bobbitchtits says:

   June 15, 2011 at 7:56 am

   sanda panda face

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3. Von says:

   June 15, 2011 at 7:59 am

   Trying to keep up with a regular posting schedule has simply become to much like work for me for the moment.

   Me too: that’s why I’ve never bothered with one. I know the Zen Masters of blog-fu say that it’s important (is it something to do with building readership through an ‘ah, it is Tuesday, so-and-so will have posted about such-and-such today?’ effect?), but it always seems to be in a grow-your-readership, professional-blogger, citizen-journalist kind of context, and that… is not a context in which I’m interested in writing. It’s as alien to me as painting some models because it’s Sunday, whether I’d like to be or not.

   FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT IS THIS WEEABOO SHIT?!? IF YOU STOPPED BEING A SMUG BITCH OF TZEENTCH MAYBE YOU WOULDN’T LOOK LIKE YOU WERE FUCKING A DEAD DAEMONETTE!!! PREPARE YOUR ASS FOR COMMISSAR FUKLAW AND THE ANGRY MARINES!

   *sigh* Sweeties, that’s not how conversations work out here in the civilised world. We have this facade of an intelligent exchange of views between rational people thing going on. You might want to look into it.

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   • SandWyrm says:

     June 16, 2011 at 3:05 am

     I’ve always believed in only writing when you have something worthwhile to say. Else you’ll end up like BoLS in a hurry.

     If you’re not feelin’ it, don’t force it. Go do something else and come back when you want to share something cool.

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     • SandWyrm says:

       June 16, 2011 at 3:06 am

       Oh, and answer your fucking mail.

       I thought you were dead or something.

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4. The Antipope says:

   June 15, 2011 at 8:47 am

   Bad times
   I will miss FNIF and the rest of your articles for the time being but I totally understand where you’re coming from. Just like Von, I could never keep a regular posting sceduled because it would be too hard for me (and mostly unfun) so it’s kind of a double standard to expect from other people that they do so.

   So, enjoy whatever else you are doing with your life at the moment and I hope to see you refreshed with some more quality articles when you’re ready!

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5. Brent says:

   June 15, 2011 at 10:27 am

   I figured it was something like this. You’re working on your MBA and Crusader, as well as I don’t know what else in your real life life.

   It happens. My posting schedule dropped through the floor (well, compared to what it was!) when I started my new job, but I’m happy with SA being my personal playground for as much or as little as I feel like doing.

   I have other avenues for ‘important’ posts… sorry, I almost choked on my tongue writing that one!

   You’re always good, DT.

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6. Kirby says:

   June 15, 2011 at 11:15 am

   You know you’ve made it when Hyrmil trolls you.

   Don’t be a stranger on the chat and make sure you keep your life in order.

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   • Dethtron says:

     June 15, 2011 at 2:09 pm

     is that your way of saying I should leave while I’m on top….? lol.

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     • Kirby says:

       June 15, 2011 at 2:14 pm

       I didn’t. Look where it got me…*sighs and goes back to work.*

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       • Dethtron says:

         June 15, 2011 at 2:16 pm

         

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7. Thor says:

   June 15, 2011 at 11:23 am

   What…put real life before internet fake life? How dare you!

   I’m sure the web will go back to being naturally stupid over intentionally stupid during your break and there will be lots of FNIF material. Meanwhile, do your thing and we’ll all be hanging out when you come back.

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8. Abakus says:

   June 15, 2011 at 1:38 pm

   RIP, dethtron. You will be missed.

   Seriously. Because you’re fucking hilarious. Come back to us soon, to entertain the horde of anonymous lurkers who eat your shit up.

   Not literally, thought. Coprophilia is, like, really gross.

   I’m going to end this train wreck of a comment now.

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   • Dethtron says:

     June 15, 2011 at 2:06 pm

     well I’m not dead or quitting, you coprophage bastard. Just taking a much needed break.

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     • Kirby says:

       June 15, 2011 at 2:15 pm

       You’re not dead :O? *returns warhammerz*

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9. grumhelden says:

   June 15, 2011 at 2:29 pm

   Posting about infrequent posts is the sign of a mature blogger. So good news! You made my fridays at work bearable…I demand more free content!

   I guess Von, Thor and I will have to combine to form Superbloggeran, backed up by Lauby and Loq , we form the invincible robot of internet hate. (i.e. we hate internet haters…and racists, and homophobes, and children, and puppies…)

   Hope your shit gets sorted out soon mate, you inspired me to become a better blogger. I failed, but thats not the point.

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   • Von says:

     June 17, 2011 at 7:30 am

     If we’re getting some sort of super-form, I’m not being the clavicle. I always have to be the clavicle…

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10. N++ says:

    June 15, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    Take it easy man, burn outs hit all of us and it’s important to shift gears for a little while and return when you’re feeling the creative bug again… just don’t enjoy the summer too much, or you’ll be feeling other bugs…

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    • Dethtron says:

      June 15, 2011 at 4:15 pm

      …. are you talking about herpes?

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      • N++ says:

        June 16, 2011 at 3:27 am

        I don’t think I mentioned anything specifically, but it’s interesting that that’s your first thought…

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      • Minitrol says:

        June 26, 2011 at 3:38 am

        Crabs man he’s talking about crabs : )

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11. Alex says:

    June 15, 2011 at 7:49 pm

    Are Angry Marines supposed to be like Angry Birds or is that dude just a twat? I’ll answer my own question and go with the latter.

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    • Phalanx says:

      June 18, 2011 at 10:08 pm

      Angry Marines are pretty much a joke chapter that /tg/ created years ago. There’s a lot of good fun to be had with them as long as you don’t take them seriously (and there are actually some decent stories about Commissar Fuklaw on 1d4chan which are fairly enjoyable), but it looks like some 10 year old decided that a parody character was worth getting his panties in a bunch. So yeah, the dude was just a twat.

      In other news, I wish Dethtron the best of luck with his degree and I’m looking forward to more FNIF eventually.

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12. ivangterrace says:

    June 16, 2011 at 12:56 am

    Boner city =(

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13. MerryVulture says:

    June 16, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Well, it was a good run.
    Hell, it was good fun.
    Tell, time it will.
    Yell, a void to fill.
    Renew and Return,
    The stupids to burn!

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14. Lexington says:

    June 16, 2011 at 3:38 am

    “This creates situations where, rather than showing the idiocy of fighting over the net, someone gets their panties in a knot. While I really couldn’t possibly care less what somebody thinks if I call them a cunt or fuckwad, it really does sort of put a bit of a downer on the comments thread sometimes”

    Law of Internet Invocation, dude. You might take four hours to write a blog post, but it takes around fifteen seconds to come be a dick in a comment thread. Sorry the blog’s feeling like a burden for you, but in this case, you’re kind of poking a bear, and then getting sulky about how that mean ol’ bear bit you.

    Looking forward to the return, tho. Love combing those music articles for new listening material.

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    • Dethtron says:

      June 16, 2011 at 4:30 am

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC29pd_5sQU

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15. Captain Kellen says:

    June 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Why are you still here answering questions? Don’t you have someplace else to go… Walmart, Spain, BOLS, Kirby’s trashcan, Farmpunks field, a corner…

    Just say’n

    

    I enjoy your posts they make me laugh and that’s really what it is all about… having fun…

    Here’s a penny… the drinks are really expensive…

    CK

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    • Kirby says:

      June 29, 2011 at 7:11 am

      *searches through trashcan*

      Not here.

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16. Zack says:

    June 17, 2011 at 4:02 am

    damn I have been tolling jawaaballs hard too man, oh well at least I got my FNIF win in, gonna miss ur regular posts man

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17. Gx1080 says:

    June 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    The guy who wrote the Angry Marines codex said that it was mostly for the lulz. So I wouldn’t get too bent about it.

    Overall, I feel your pain. Too much exposition to the stupidity of the Internet is depressing.

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18. Chumbalaya says:

    June 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    <3

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19. inquisitormack says:

    June 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    Hey man, cool.

    - sometimes you just gotta go do your thing & I think you have next year’s award for “Warhammer Version of Julie/ Julia 2012″ pretty much wrapped up.

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