The Bloggers of Blogging: Putting some swagger in the stylish blogger awards: the art of obnoxiously long titles!.

With real life taking precedence over fake Internet life with my fake persona and my persona’s secret alter ego, I have not had time to respond to the 3 separate Stylish Blogger award nominations that I’ve received in the last week or so.  Thanks to Lauby, Dave G, and the Antipope in reverse order for nominating me- now please people, stop sending me invitations to join your damn pyramid scheme!

Along with the huge cash prize I have received in my mind, comes the responsibility of sending awards out to 10-15 bloggers and sharing 7 things about myself (I think numerology suggests everything you need to know about that last bit).  Now here’s where things get interesting.  If I invest $1,000 at the ground level and each person I invite invests $1,000, I will get $100 from each of them, and 1/2 that amount for every person up the chain who is invited.  Next, we all begin working for Primerica, consolidate all of mankind’s debts into a single 30 year loan bearing a 4% interest rate, and solve world hunger.  It’s beautiful in its simplicity.

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World of Wonder Contest

Hey folks, just wanted to let you all know that Loquacious of World of Wonder is running a contest for those of you who can design logos or are wordsmiths capable of coming up with a swell slogan.  The contest, in honor of her birthday, will involve fabulous prize support.  How rad is that?  She’s giving YOU stuff on her birthday.  I also wanted to let everyone know that a) I have just stabbed the ever-loving fuck out of my left ring finger while cleaning my airbrush and b) I don’t think Lo and Sarah Palin have anything to do with each other- I’ve just had that pic sitting around forever just waiting to be used.

If this contest tickles your fancy you should check out all the deets here.