May 9, 2012

“What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.”

Before I get into a full review of the event, let me just say this: The Kalm is the way that The Kelly intended tournaments to be played. Before I...

May 5, 2012

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”

Apr 26, 2012

“If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.”

Apr 25, 2012

“We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.”

Apr 24, 2012

“Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?”

Well now it’s all done I suppose I should throw at least a little light onto what has happened with the army in the end. There were quite a few...

Well now it’s all done I suppose I should throw at least a little light onto what has happened with the army in the end. There were quite a few...