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I discovered today that goldfish do not like jello.
Read MoreI discovered today that goldfish do not like jello.
Read More“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth – that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally – but I didn’t want to upset him.”
Read More“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.”
Read MoreTo me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad…
Read MoreIf you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them…
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