Hot Places are Hot, Some books are rubbish

Hello everybody! *Hi Dr Grum* Miss me? Heroin...makes everything better. Thought not...well, where to begin, work, life and a holiday seem to have swallowed two months faster than Snooki swallows pearl jam when the cameras are off. Working backwards, I'm just back from my 1st ever foreign holiday...it was HOT AS FUCK and there were Cockroaches so large they ate their own predators.