Porky’s Wild Bore- All Your Base Are Belonga-Mick?

Porky here. I'm going to be doing some riffing off recent posts in the House rolls, possibly once a week on Tuesdays if this one turns out all right. Today I'm hoping to say something useful on why we base minis the way we do, why we might be better off not basing them, why GW could prefer players to think of themselves as collectors, ground vehicles going extraterrestrial, and low gravity