[Surprise Attack!] The Last Snow Day on Earth

I don't think I'm going to work today.  Here in what is technically considered the Southern US, they don't handle snow very well. Even an inch will cause panic as wrecks pile up on the highways. The roads quickly look something like this: Weather reporters prowl the highways, looking for wrecks to film. It's frozen anarchy. This "blizzard" of what ended up being only an inch or