Greenest in Flames
As told by Hogan Savage, Professional Wrestler
"It's time to get down, brother!!
Here we were, minding our own business...when suddenly a ton of kobolds become a problem. Turned out that the town we were coming into, Greenest, had a bit of a dragon problem, too. Rough.
So I did what any respectable wrestler would do - I hid in the bushes until one of them came close enough for me to get. After a few punts, and the others doing their work, we managed to get some of the frantic townsfolk to talk to us. All they wanted to do was go to the keep.
We had to rough some fellas up who were trying to break in though a drain pipe. Enough is enough, brother! We took the important looking one to the ... magistrate, or whatever he was.
I tried to get them to see the light of Kord, brother...but they were worried about the dragon taking out their mill or something. After some consideration (and some rest) we agreed to find out what was going on with the raiders - turns out, they were dragon-worshipping scumbags!
Now, everyone knows bad dragons have to go.
Turns out some guy was kidnapped, and we had been charged with finding him. I don't really remember his name, but he was some kinda monk. Found some cultists in the woods, hid in the bushes again. Some of the others stripped them and put on their silly gear - not THIS Kord-amaniac!
We followed the directions the kobolds gave us after I applied the Iron Claw. We were led to a small camp, and figured our guy was inside. The ladies dressed me as a prisoner, and we got in. Have to remember to let the ladies do the talking.
I sat with the prisoners until no one was looking, then snapped those silly chains. Kord's the power, brother - you best get you some! The ladies and the others wandered around the camp, and the cultists were too stupid to figure it out. Eventually, they came back with our guy, the monk - and all the other prisoners and I began to climb out of the gully.
I didn't even get to test out my moonsault!"