You're Too Fat to Wrestle Me
As told by Hogan Savage, Professional Wrestler
After the whole ordeal in the woods, we went back to the town (I don't remember what it was called) and rested a few days. I felt much better after a crowd gathered and heard the word of Kord. I felt the power of Kord-a-mania!
We went back out into the woods (I'm not sure why) but found some more cultists. They weren't good at playing fair, so we tied the survivor to a tree and left him there. I tell you what, brother...Kord was with us that night, because a scalawag of a hill giant crept up on us as we slept. Good thing the watch saw him, and I wrestled a hill giant. Word.
I'm not really sure what happened, but another night we were attacked by cultists. We made them regret their decision and interrogated the survivor, but he was mad. I don't remember what happened to him.
At some point we were told to retrieve some dragon eggs from back at the cultist camp. So we went back, and Miss Teagan had her dragon scout the encampment. Not really sure what happened, but got a chance to wrestle some of the guards! It was all good though - good chaps, really. They were kinda fat, and I gave them some calisthenics protips. Then they told me where the army went and where the dragon eggs were. I let them keep the gold I won from them, just to brighten their day.
Teagan had her little dragon look inside the cave, but everyone was mad at me for some reason. She said there was a dragon lady and some other guys inside, but not that many. I'm not sure what the problem was, but they told me it was a bad idea to go talk to her. I waited a bit, doing jumping jacks in the camp...then they told me they were going to turn me invisible and I had to go get the dragon eggs. I'm not sure who suggested that - it might have been me. Well?! I'm the guy for that kinda job!
I went inside and grabbed the eggs. No one saw me, but I heard something move once. Then I left with the eggs. The others were waiting outside the cave, so I surprised one of the guys with an invisible hug! He was surprised, but I wasn't invisible anymore. Then, we said bye to the guards and left.