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Wat?WAT?
Update : 25.01.2017I'm a frog.
Ribbity-ribbidy Motherfucker
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Welcome to Innsmouth, have a nice lynching. |
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"I once ate fish. It stopped moving after the third bite." |
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Go Trump go! Show em who's the boss! |
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Piss and shit all over me. Oh, yes. Thank you. It's wrong to ask but can you spare anymore? |
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She ran to the attic but I tracked her down. Time to have some fun. |
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I found Cthulhu in disguise, look at how huge he is compared to my gun. |
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Holy shit! Lovecraft stole the underwater city idea from Bioshock. Can you be less original you fucking retard! |
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Now, this is getting ridiculous. Do you really have to steal the Tiberium too? You are one hacked asshole Lovecrack. |
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Oh my Gosh! He stole Necron technologies too. Get good Lovehack. |
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I dedicate this part to John Ronald Reuel Lovecraft. A true thief and hack. He never managed to get good and always stole from common pop-culture video games. He didn't even figured out a way to color his steam profile picture as you see above. A true loser and a fuck. |
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Update : 13.12.2016
Kicking homo ass at my joint with my casual jumpsuit and a katana.
Yeah! Serves you right for coming to my club, you homo fuck!
Update : 01.12.2016
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Santa fighting against aliens from outer space. |
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Santa saviouring your pretty ass from the alien menace. |
RIP Santa (280-2030)
Update : 27.11.16
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A modern masterpiece. Your eyes burn just by looking at it. |
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After I killed all the prisoners, he decided that Caesar needs prisoners so he volunteered to be one. Now that's dedication. |
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How I failed to save the president. Spoiler : I shot 'im. |
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Why R U mad U fuckin cowboy and eyepatch asshole? Why? Why? Oh, because I shot the president, okay. |
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It's the ape-man from the new Star Wars movie. |
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Josh : Is this the Future we wanted? Esmeralda : Just shut up and fuck me you beautiful nigger. | |
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Is there really a God? Not anymore. |
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-Funny Tip- When you start a new map, discover resources that your ally mines, then build these cheap wooden-walls around them to prevent him from mining. So you can gather them yourself later on. AI wastes resources anyway. |
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You don't even need to build it to completion, just let your villager hammer the wall once and it counts as an obstacle. |
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Seriously, AI can't get past this trap. They move down the murder-path and get mowed down. Hard difficulty. |
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Multiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive rapes. |
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This artwork is called : "Multiculturalism" |
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Iratian Albarnian, also known as DeepthroatMan. |