Ornstein and Smough or A Tale of Two Superheavy Tanks

BRRING BRRING "Hello, Forgeguard Activated First Armored. " "Tanks department, please." "Speaking." "Do you have anything that can flatten an infantry company by itself?" "Sure do. How many do you want?" "Uh, one? "Just one? Are you sure?" "No. Send me something to blow up other super heavies, too." "So, which is it?" "Better send one of each." "Hold please." With the sad closing of my local