I'm working on other stuff right now but just wanted to make
a quick update on something that made me real happy.
WARHAMMER 41ST KEEEEY THE AGE OF EMPEROR
I was watching the BattlefleetGothic 2 trailer,
I was away for a while and had no updates on the GW releases.
And I noticed two things in the trailer.
First thing:
So an Eldar God is being reborn,
I didn't know about this and went to the...INTERNELNETZ
and made some look around, eventually found this;
It's Yned or something.
It was referenced in original Eldar stuff,
the Death God of Eldar that will only be born when the last Eldar died or something.
I'm too lazy to grab a picture from a codex, fuck me.
I'm too lazy to grab a picture from a codex, fuck me.
I guess we scrapped that idea and now it's a GOOD God that is going to ally with
Robot Gullible which is reborn.
I guess the Eldar don't extinct out and best buddies with Imperium.
So they fucked that awesome Eldar Death God and fucked the theme along with it.
Then the second thing I realised was:
So, they resurrect Robot Guilyman,
Apparently according to that image,
Saint Celestian puts her magic circle on Guilman's head and make
Saint Celestian puts her magic circle on Guilman's head and make
spirit magic revive him, because Saint Celestin is immortal and regenerates I guess.
So it took them 10 THOUSAND years to came up with the idea of putting that halo on top of someones head to revive him.
And they aren't even reviving the Emperor.
Although Celestine can regenerate from anything even melta wounds that melt your body into a boiling goo.
Apparently while I was away GW decided to scrap 40K and make it into 41K, advancing the plotline
very similar to the Age Of Sigmar.
Age of Sigmar was basicly:
Good guys in gold armor vs Evil guys in red armor.
This is quite complex so as not to leave any doubts please repeat after me.
GOOD GUYS ARE IN GOLD ARMOR!
REPEAT OUT LOUD PLEASE!
GOOD...
REPEAT AFTER ME!
BAD GUYS ARE IN RED ARMOR!
Then there is the throw-in races like Skaven and Tomb Kings
just so to trick you into the Illusion of Choice.
So the lore is fucked.
Calgar my nigga is just standing there like :
I bet he missed the spotlight.
And my prediction is that even Calgar's days of
Ultramarines being the gloryboys would be better than this shit.
Let me tell you what's going to happen.
Guilliman awakes, unites all Space Marines under the
ULTRALEGION
All Space Marines are now Ultramarines.
Then he declares himself the regeant Emperor or something,
like in that book,
The New Eldar god will unite all Eldar, Dark or otherwise.
And create the
that would have something to do with death.
Everyone will be wearing deathmasks, grinning skull masks.
Because they made Harlequins a race so it's expected.
Now we have the Death Eldar(TM)
allied with the ULTRALEGION(TM)
And they fight against:
Chaos United, where Abaddon absorbed the power of all Chaos Gods.
And all Chaos forces are under his command.
So the main thing was going to be that.
And they're going to sprinkle the other races here and there, because
SALES YOU GUISE!
VERY HAPPY!
And no I'm not fucking with you.
This is great news because once the Age of Sigmar came out all hope of
a better rewrite of the WHFB was effectively over.
The lore was solid and it's future was fucked.
So the old lore was protected by any changes that can be made on it.
Only because they decided to write new things.
Different from what Matt Ward did to Blood Angels, Necrons and Ultramarines,
Oh, I forgot about the Grey Knights he fucked up,
where he went and re-written the crucial lore parts and retconned
the old ones he didn't liked.
Which resulted in a massive shitstorm.
I just remembered something...
A year ago I heard that GW made contact with Matt Ward again, so this Age of Emperor stuff
might be his "work".
Anyways, this new lore is the best news I had in a while.
Now that it's definite that they fucked 40K's future forever.
The original Lore is saved.
GW was a company that had lost it's dynamic clever soul a long time ago.
And now this is their solidified moronic state where
they're hellbent on selling models and nothing else.
Even the Black Library books get so shittier that even mocking them isn't fun.
Something is bad when you can't even mock it.
Like Adam Sandler movies where even joking about the movie is bad.
I secretly think that this is the reason why I like the Star Wars prequels more
than the Disney Star Wars.
than the Disney Star Wars.
At least they were fun to rage on and mock.
Which the Disney attempted to capture the same spirit of "laughable bad movie that can also be defended" with the Last Jedi but I'll write more on that later.
Conclusion is that:
Now the old original lore is solidified and nobody gives shit about
the new lore.
Look at how many people will rage over this.
In Matt Ward Era people wrote essays on how it sucked.
Now nobody cares about Age of Sigmar.
Same shit will happen to 41K.
And the old lore will survive as an underground l33t stuff, much like old movies.
There is also another bright side to this.
Which concern me,
Since there is no hope for a new and better 40K lore,
Any crappy Fanfic I write will be awesome compared to the new stuff.
Luckily the Arcnus Crusade and Pierce Their Soul will be much better without
me actually worrying about whether the professionals can do better.
Because all the professionals who will be working for GW will be writing
shit quality shilling products that are only there
to promote toys.
Also I have a confession to make.
I thought of the resurrecting Eldar Gods idea for over 10 years,
and no not the Death God one.
My own ones.
But I realised that nobody would find the idea attractive enough.
I had a tie-in story with a chapter but it was kind of extreme.
So instead I started working on a less extreme chapter,
you know them todays as Emperor's Spears in Pierce Their Soul.
Compared to my other ideas Emperor's Spears are very tame.
Yes, they fuck up a lot of shit as they go along their way,
but I had more extreme Chapters I came up with.
So anyways, now that GW fucked up everything,
and made the game-changers in 40K a real thing.
I can go and do the fuck I want with Eldar Gods.
Actually I was thinking on this for a while, but I never liked the idea completely.
I mean there are more priorities than the shitty Eldar Gods.
Something else you need to know.
My guess is that GW first tried this overhaul formula on WHFB,
and it must have bring nice cash, because they went and applied
the same formula to 40K.
But seriously, I'm a genius to figure this out.
Also :
Another thing:
Galaxy will burn is an evil quote.
I assume this is Celestine talking, or some Eldar bitch.
I also assume this woman is on the "Good side", so why is she so enthusiastic
about the galaxy burning.
Let the galaxy burn is a Chaos Space Marine warcry.
Because you know, chaos and stuff.
They like to kill maim burn and pet cute little animals.
Imperium or the Eldar wouldn't burn the galaxy unless it suited their ideology.
Imperium's ideology : Conquer everything for the Emperor.
Eldar's ideology : Wipe out all other races for your living pleasure.
None of these have anything to do with burning the galaxy.
Let the galaxy burn was such an awesome quote.
It means you don't care about what the fuck happens when war grips
everything in this shitty galaxy and the planets become funeral pyres for
the glory of chaos.
Which signifies that all life is destroyed in the name of Chaos.
God damn, that was what 40K used to be about. War in all it's forms.
But I guess it's about Eldar and Ultramarines these days.
What are Eldar and Imperium do on a galaxy that burned?
Are they going to shove the ashes in their assholes?
These people actually care what happens to planets because they wish to continue living.
While Chaos just wants total anarchy and destruction.
These new "bad guys" are just bad. Like they want to steal diamonds or something.
They don't want to throw everything into fire just because they're insane with the power of chaos.
I don't think GW actually understands what makes 40K, THE 40K.
I used to be one of those people who defend 40K against other universes.
Like SW vs 40K, Starcraft vs 40K etc.
But now it doesn't event matter. 40K is getting shittier fast than those corny fucks.
Also I think I remember when Horus says this quote.
He burns the Istavaanaaan 3 with Exterminatus while the remnants of a loyalist force was on it,
slaughtering everything and burning a giant beacon for the Chaos Gods to see.
Which reveals his allegance to the KHAMOS GOTHS.
Basicly when he declared war on Terra.
Horus Heresy was the greatest conflict that the
GW wasn't always that original to begin with,
they recycled lots of quotes from all over the books for DOW1.
But at least they made sense by the characters that said them.
This was completely out of place or context.
I haven't even played BFG1 so I can't make a prediction on the gameplay,
but the lore would be shit.
Musics would be generic World of Warcraft chorus bullshit I assume.
I also didn't played Dawn of War 3.
Did that shit came out?
I don't care.
I won't even look for it.
to promote toys.
Also I have a confession to make.
I thought of the resurrecting Eldar Gods idea for over 10 years,
and no not the Death God one.
My own ones.
But I realised that nobody would find the idea attractive enough.
I had a tie-in story with a chapter but it was kind of extreme.
So instead I started working on a less extreme chapter,
you know them todays as Emperor's Spears in Pierce Their Soul.
Compared to my other ideas Emperor's Spears are very tame.
Yes, they fuck up a lot of shit as they go along their way,
but I had more extreme Chapters I came up with.
So anyways, now that GW fucked up everything,
and made the game-changers in 40K a real thing.
I can go and do the fuck I want with Eldar Gods.
Actually I was thinking on this for a while, but I never liked the idea completely.
I mean there are more priorities than the shitty Eldar Gods.
WHO GIVES A SHIT!
My guess is that GW first tried this overhaul formula on WHFB,
and it must have bring nice cash, because they went and applied
the same formula to 40K.
But seriously, I'm a genius to figure this out.
Also :
See your shilling stupid youtubers:
From BFG2 Reveal Trailer Youtube
Another thing:
Galaxy will burn is an evil quote.
I assume this is Celestine talking, or some Eldar bitch.
I also assume this woman is on the "Good side", so why is she so enthusiastic
about the galaxy burning.
Let the galaxy burn is a Chaos Space Marine warcry.
Because you know, chaos and stuff.
They like to kill maim burn and pet cute little animals.
Imperium or the Eldar wouldn't burn the galaxy unless it suited their ideology.
Imperium's ideology : Conquer everything for the Emperor.
Eldar's ideology : Wipe out all other races for your living pleasure.
None of these have anything to do with burning the galaxy.
Let the galaxy burn was such an awesome quote.
It means you don't care about what the fuck happens when war grips
everything in this shitty galaxy and the planets become funeral pyres for
the glory of chaos.
Which signifies that all life is destroyed in the name of Chaos.
God damn, that was what 40K used to be about. War in all it's forms.
But I guess it's about Eldar and Ultramarines these days.
What are Eldar and Imperium do on a galaxy that burned?
Are they going to shove the ashes in their assholes?
These people actually care what happens to planets because they wish to continue living.
While Chaos just wants total anarchy and destruction.
These new "bad guys" are just bad. Like they want to steal diamonds or something.
They don't want to throw everything into fire just because they're insane with the power of chaos.
I don't think GW actually understands what makes 40K, THE 40K.
I used to be one of those people who defend 40K against other universes.
Like SW vs 40K, Starcraft vs 40K etc.
But now it doesn't event matter. 40K is getting shittier fast than those corny fucks.
Also I think I remember when Horus says this quote.
He burns the Istavaanaaan 3 with Exterminatus while the remnants of a loyalist force was on it,
slaughtering everything and burning a giant beacon for the Chaos Gods to see.
Which reveals his allegance to the KHAMOS GOTHS.
Basicly when he declared war on Terra.
FUCKING GALAXY BURNED!
I guess GW needs to reference itself to be cool these days.GW wasn't always that original to begin with,
they recycled lots of quotes from all over the books for DOW1.
But at least they made sense by the characters that said them.
This was completely out of place or context.
I haven't even played BFG1 so I can't make a prediction on the gameplay,
but the lore would be shit.
Musics would be generic World of Warcraft chorus bullshit I assume.
I also didn't played Dawn of War 3.
Did that shit came out?
I don't care.
I won't even look for it.