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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away it was a nice November night in Rochester, New York when Chester 4:16 was born. A group of several gamers got together to truly come to an agreement based on shared statistical data. We mathematically found out that if you have sex with 416 women there is a very high probability that one of them was born a man.
As a gamer I have met a lot of people that also participate in miniature war-gaming activities. It goes without saying a great deal of gamers have not had too much luck with the ladies. Don't get me wrong there are several gamers out there that I can think of that don't fit the norm but for the majority most gamers need not worry about 4:16. But there is one we all know of who has tested the 4:16 waters.
The winner of Adepticon 2012 and a ETC team member has surpassed the magical 416 number and while he may feel confident that he has not tasted the forbidden fruit we believe that there is a good chance he may have.... Mr. Brad Chester the ladies man, the pimp without a cane, the dude you can't help but love is Chester 4:16.
Most people know Brad either personally or have seen him around the tournament circuit. He is the little buff guy that can not only beat you on the table top but he can beat you at a number of different things. One of those "things" that he beats you in is experience... thats 416 experience....
While he may only look like he is in his mid-30's Brad is a much older soul and he has had some crazy times. We think this year at Adepticon it should be every 40k players duty to go share a crazy story with Brad the Man Chester. He will be defending his title there are we can think of no better guarantee of his all mighty presence. If anyone needs Brad's phone number in order to text him your war stories, please contact me.
Just walk up and introduce yourself, he is a nice guy and he is going to love hearing your crazy story because to him it will sound like a Monday night. I am not sure if there is another gamer that has climbed the magical 416 ladder so we tribute the number to Chester. That is why Adepticon 2013 will be blessed with the Warhammer 40k Team Tournament crew of Chester 4:16 that is already registered and pumped to get out there.
Finally, any players that kill Brad's HQ choice during the team tournament will be entered into a small raffle in order to win some nice prizes from Team: Chester 4:16. (The prizes are actually very awesome!) Keep an eye out for the man that knows how it feels on both sides of the fence. Brad, you are awesome. Keep up the good work. --Frosty
