[Surprise Attack!] Pimpin’, Made Easy

Howdy pardners! It's been a hectic few months for me, sorry for the absence. I'd like to say I'm back in the saddle and poised to viral-bomb your homeworld, but I'm about to leave town for a couple weeks of work, spend 4th of July at home (4th of July is a holiday roughly equivalent to your local 'Emperor Day' for all you not-Americans out there), then leave town for a couple more weeks of work.