by HOTpanda | Dec 28, 2012
Screw you Randy Quaid and Chevy Chase for stealing all the lime light in the National Lampoon series. What the PANDA was the Warner Brothers thinking when they hired those two LOSERS over the like of ME!!! Well if I have it my way, which is not just good old dead...
by HOTpanda | Dec 27, 2012
Ravenous is an understatement. Starving to say the least. Desperate, without a doubt. Willing to eat anything, including a homeless man's face? Hell ya!!! With food shelters dishing out countless bowls of hot steaming soup I thought I would serve up a fresh bowl...
by HOTpanda | Dec 25, 2012
Dear Santa Claws, Hey Ho, long time no high five Santa. I have thought long and hard about what I, a HOTpanda, wants for Christmas. Unlike the other pandas on the plateau I care little for bamboo or kung-fu lessons. I want lasers that I can shoot from my eyes and...
by HOTpanda | Dec 22, 2012
Phone numbers, addresses, timings, appointments and the list goes on and on and on. Each letter stains my hands and the words themselves squeeze my grip on reality. Regardless of the strain that I am feeling I must remember one thing...that I have placed this burden...
by HOTpanda | Dec 20, 2012
As the days grow shorter and the night longer I fear that the Chaos within is consuming me. The conditions are horrific at best and the prospect of completing this task is daunting to say the least. My deadline may not be on Christmas eve but the lack of days haunts...
