Those words, so often spoken are of comfort to NO ONE!!!
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| Yup, I'm in Florida...how'd ya guess? |
As you read this, I'm currently fleeing the seventh circle of hell Florida in a Ryder rent-a-truck via I-75. My mom sold her house in Florida, and bought a new one in Knoxville TN. Thus, I flew down to help transfer her stuff from a non-climate controlled storage unit (wtf Mom?), to then put it all into the back of the no doubt even hotter Ryder truck this past weekend.
Even being former Floridian myself I have to ask: Why the fuck does everyone decide to move in the summer time??? I mean seriously, what the hell?!?
Actually I'm posting this in advance of my departure, so there's a chance that rather than fleeing in the aforementioned truck, I instead succumbed to the heat, and am instead lying as a sun-scorched and desiccated corpse in a storage unit complex somewhere in central Florida.
If I post something thursday, you'll know I survived...