Green Glade Hacker 5 – 0 The Slaaneshi Chargers

Any of the Hackers fans who packed their water wings and beach volleyball kits for their trip to the Pleasure Beach were sorely disappointed today. It really wasn’t quite what they had expected.Although, true, those fans who enquired of the Slaaneshi supporters where...

Green Glade Hackers 3 – 1 Dark Crag Assassins

‘Those bitches are mental!’ cried Stormwind. A little harsh, but then the Wood Elves never really were famed for liking girls. The Dark Crag Assassins liked to power forwards with their Witch Elves, punishing any players who strayed too close to the sidelines, and the...

Green Glade Hackers 3 – 3 Lothern Dolphins

In a scandalous display of tit-for-tat, the Hackers almost refused to take to the field today. This was prompted by the refusal of the Lothern Dolphins to play until their savage woodland cousins removed their angry tree from the centre of the pitch. Not to be...

Green Glade Hackers 0 – 0 Uglow’s Ironbreakers

‘This lot’s worse than the last buggers!’ the murmur in the stands went up from the Wood Elves which made up half of the modest crowd. Once more, the Hackers were facing the diminutive might of the dwarfs, this time on their own (depressingly stony) turf. However, not...