Green Glade Hackers 0 – 2 Broken Tooth Boyz

Well, the Hackers’ thirteenth match couldn’t have gone much worse, really. After a string of uplifting wins, the elves were already celebrating their next as they skipped gaily out onto the pitch. After all, the orcs were slow, clumsy and extremely dim-witted. What...

Green Glade Hacker 5 – 0 The Slaaneshi Chargers

Any of the Hackers fans who packed their water wings and beach volleyball kits for their trip to the Pleasure Beach were sorely disappointed today. It really wasn’t quite what they had expected.Although, true, those fans who enquired of the Slaaneshi supporters where...

Green Glade Hackers 3 – 1 Dark Crag Assassins

‘Those bitches are mental!’ cried Stormwind. A little harsh, but then the Wood Elves never really were famed for liking girls. The Dark Crag Assassins liked to power forwards with their Witch Elves, punishing any players who strayed too close to the sidelines, and the...