Meat for Meta: Quit whining and buy them!
“I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.”
Read More“I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.”
Read More“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
Read More“Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
Read More“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness”
Read More“Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
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