Network News: Phil Kelly is a Russian Spy!
“Laurie got offended that I used the word “puke.” But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.”
Read More“Laurie got offended that I used the word “puke.” But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.”
Read More“Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.”
Read More“When you’re riding in a time machine way far into the future, don’t stick your elbow out the window, or it’ll turn into a fossil.”
Read More“The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.”
Read More“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness”
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