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“I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.”
Read More“I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.”
Read More“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
Read More“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
Read More“The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.”
Read More“Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.”
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