Community Pimp: Colorado Tourney Love
“I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.”
Read More“I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.”
Read More“What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we’ll never know.”
Read More“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”
Read More“If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.”
Read More“We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.”
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