Network News: Finally Ard’ Boyz is Dead!
“Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
Read More“Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
Read More“Too bad you can’t buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.”
Read More“As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.”
Read More“Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.”
Read More“Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.”
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