Tournament Circuit: The Kalm before the Waaagh Results
“I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.”
Read More“I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.”
Read More“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Read More“I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.”
Read More“I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.”
Read More“What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we’ll never know.”
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