Archive for September, 2011

15

Batch pain-ted Venoms

Yeah, thassright, I procrastinated my arse off this weekend, saturday saw minimal progress on these two, probably only had the metals and red uplighting knocked on the head  before I snuck around to Frontline Gamers hobby church with sacrificial offerings of cake, chocolate and crisps (the holy trinity) for my Infinity Baptism … I have admired the system from afar but there’s nothing like getting stuck in to get some context is there?

I really urge the painters and strategists amongst you to check INFINITY out, full Rules set is free (though the book is Nerdporn), and the flash army builder program I deeply love, aside from one niggle and for those with smart-phones, oh yes a quick reference free online rules wiki.

I’ll cut it short here but I really liked the game, It was very enjoyable I can certainly see it shaping up to be a fast paced game with many layers of strategy subsequently pushing many of my buttons that are left unpushed by 40k. Monday saw a further omen when I was presented with an 18% off code for Maelstrom games (had to be non GW) also whts not to like on free shipping on orders over a tenner ? so I took the plunge on some Combined as the models reach the itch thats hard to scratch (oh glorious hallowed lovely metal alloy). After ToS I’ll be launching a separate blog to to chart my new experiences with Infinity , not only my first stumbling games but hopefully some stellar paint jobs, as 1.) the models are Bi-Winning and the model count is certainly painter friendly, I’ll never have to paint more than a handful of the same model so I can go to town, oddly it will be aliens (again) and they will be very dark, alien and menacing (again) , though no black this time ;o)

Anyway I digress, this post is about the Venoms I painted, so I’ll continue, yep Friday was a tragic painting time car-crash so when I finally forced myself to get on with it  on Sunday it was a case of finish them or fall horribly behind, I finished both in about seven hours  but at 1AM. I had  to be up for work at 7AM the next day and was running the games club on Monday so thats why the pics are late in coming. I’m utterly shattered atm , doing the painting is like a second Job and I really don’t enjoy the one I already have …..

 

All Venoms Complete.

This week in the Evenings I hope to finish a five man Warrior squad and It’s the last Ravager at the weekend, the distraction harpy is away so It’s chances of completion are dramatically increased.

And here’s why I Went with Combined army , the model is even sweeter in the flesh, believe . Its so far removed from finecrap I nearly cried nerdtears when I got to handle it, a beautiful thing for sure.

Soon Folks

 

5

Pussywagon Completed

Thats right, 5 Times as many brides and a darkmatter cannon, oh no no no mr Tarantino, mine is better.

So yes I have managed to squeeze one more thing out , list left to do is one Ravager, two Venoms, 5 warriors, 4 Truborn and two Characters, 23 days and counting ….

I do have transfer designs but it my go on afterwards as I do not have the time or energy to work out how to size and print them atm, trying to get some help with that.

Nothing special to report on the raider, I enjoyed the Razorwing way more.

If I behave myself and get some serious painting done on Saturday I get to go and hang out with Frontline Gamer and try some Infinity, I don’t need much nudging I really want to paint some of those models, fortunately my OCD won’t let me do anything else until the DE are finished.

Venom and Truborn this weekend maybe even two Venoms, I Can’t face the Ravager at the moment , nearly lost the will to live doing the last one, lol

13

Incredible article by Frontline Gamer

This is possibly one of the most thoughtful and truthful articles I have ever read on this subject, perhaps because I agree with everything written here on an emotional level, I have been in this hobby for over half my life  Idon’t want to see GW slide further away from us, I love the hobby and I’m sick of ragging on the company for generally cocking up the hobby I love. I feel there is coming a point where my love-hate relationship will become toxic.

Please read this Im linking this here in the hopes that it will get some of the folks that come here thinking.

                        Is the Imperium a metaphor for the Games Workshop?

If you agree ,please re-post this on your blog or wherever , my ultimate hope is that someone at GW might , just maybe possibly see this , connect the dots and make some small move towards positive change.

It has got me thinking, so if I can find time in my stupidly tight painting schedule I intend to to a response article on the thoughts and feeling his article has triggered.

I hope you are all good folks ,

Laters, pain-tin to do ….

16

Who brang all the Pie ? – Razorwing Complete.

Good Day

So made a start on this at a stupid time last night and finished the cockpit , (WIP shots provided) Guessing this took around 12 hours all told , so quicker than the damn Ravager.

The photo’s are truly arse (it is actually black), my light box can’t cope, my lighting is not good without a light box so these pics blow, hopefully you can forgive it and use your imagination a bit, It’s cool in the  …. er, plastic ? I’m pretty happy with It really.

Ha ha ha Ultramarines DIE,  ROFL

The missiles are all magnetic and can be removed.

Only 8 KP’s to go and I have completely everything assembled and sprayed now, bring it on !! I can’t believe I might actually pull this off ?!

This week Its the second and last Trueborn Squad in the evenings.

14

Reaver Jetbikes Completed

Ok If  I thought Ravagers were bad these babys have been the very definition of  time consuming.

A whole days painting to finish three, I mean a solid day+Evening, I just kept finding stuff to do :o (

It was prob around 22 hours for the whole squad , Damn…. hopefully the other  remaining stuff will be much quicker otherwise no hope of makin it to ToS fuly completed.

Reavers really are some of the best models in what I consider to be GW’s finest range to date .

Sorry about the crap photos, I got a fantastic new lamp (same ultra daylight Negabulb) thing is I have yet to work out how to point it and at what distance  so lighting was a bit out too , coupled with being knackered from two solid days painting and Voila crummy photography.

If they still piss me off tomorrow I’ll take and post some more.

Next up another vehicle , hoping to bang out a couple of things this weekend.

Back soon !

Edit: And F**K my dog ! I want a Tantalus, I may even be past the point of caring about the inevitable FW rules-failure.

Kitteh will send minions to fetch the new toi

Does anyone want to buy a lynx still in FW baggie ? ( just been nicely cleaned up for assembly is all)

11

Ravager 1 Complete.

This was an utter chore to paint, should have  painted the crew separate , the gunners look a bit arse subsequently , damn thing just hoovered hours, had hoped to get two things done this weekend, this ran through to todays painting time .

Oh well, one step closer , 8 KP’s down 10 to go, should see half way by Friday , then we are down to one Month, It’s going to be tight.

7

DE Venom Squad Completed.

SOULS !!

I busted my Balls this week to bring the army up to seven fully completed KP’s 11 to go with a whole free weekend In front of me.

Currently aiming to clear three per week…. Man am I going to suffer.

Up next, a Ravager I think.

In other news I have ordered a battlefoam custom case for my army, initially had hoped for a medium bag but DE are funny shapes and really need to be glued to their bases (which BF’s solution accounts for) so they take a stupid amount of space, fortunately the bag I did get lets me store almost all the DE I own and accounts for most of my upcoming purchases too, apart from a Voidraven. I’ll cross that bridge when I get to It as I imagine there will be FW goodies to add soon.

BTW, kinda enjoyed BF’s custom tray creator, very cool/useful. I’ll do a full review on my order experience and the bag after ToS.

I’m Considering trading in my unassembled Lynx for a Tantalus, assuming it does not get the ‘Reaper treatment’ rules-wise….. *scowl*

8

Xeno Transmission: SinSynn Talks Eldars !!

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

So in case you’re wondering what I’m doing here, instead of my usual haunt over at House of Paincakes….well I’m gonna tell you….

(that was kinda your cue to bookmark HoP, dear reader….and be sure to read my weekly posts!)

It seems that my Xenos Comrade-In-Arms, Sorrowshard, took pity on me and my whole ‘Monitoring Anklet’ situation and sent a transmission offering assistance.

This thing chafes something awful….but the Feds are making me wear it, so….waddayagonnado?

*We won’t discuss the charges…fapfapfap*

 So I sure was grateful when ‘Shard informed me had a solution for my ‘issue.’

I couldn’t convince him of my innocence, though….

LIES, I TELL YOU! LIES!

Xenos don’t even have ‘DNA’….Stupid Inquisition Agents set me up…

*ahem*

So following a quick jaunt through the Webway, I arrived at a perfectly diabolical Xenos Lair.

‘Shard is a big fan of the Eldar (both kinds), and his Lair reflects this.

Upstairs there are pillars of Wraithbone and artworks of light and shadow that made my multi-lensed visual processing orbs dampen.

Downstairs, in the basement, though….well that’s a different story…

‘Shard had only just started showing me around down here when I must have…bumped my head or something….

*It’s quite charming, though*

 The last thing I remember before waking up in this….very small room which appears to be…uh, locked from the outside, was ‘Shard informing me that a certain ‘Doctor H.’ would be arriving soon to deal with my Monitoring Anklet.

The Doc had a funny name…a ‘Mister Heamoncu- something or other’…I forget exactly…

Meh, whatevs…it sure was nice of ‘Shard to lie me down on this….really uncomfortable metal table, cuz my somewhat overlarge Xenos head sure took a knock!

And, hey! It seems like someone else was here recently, and they left one of those primitive devices they call a ‘laptop’ behind…

Xenos have no laps, of course, but it’ll give me something to play with while I wait for this ‘Doctor H.’

Oh, look- someone even started a document….let’s see what it says..

-GOD EMPEROR PLEASE MAKE THE CUTTING STOP-

Huh…that’s sorta…odd.

Whatevs…we’ll just delete that and start our own document, shall we? Right.

Now…what to talk about?

Ooh! I know…Let’s talk about them Eldars!

Or actually- the lack thereof…

Y’know what? I’m gonna leave the Dark Eldar outta this little tangent, because they’re actually in sorta an OK place right now. Sorta.

They were well represented at the recent ‘big shindig’ known as the Nova, and had a good showing there, so that’s a plus.

I mean sure, a loathsome Imperial player won the event, and the horrific ‘kick in the teeth’ Xenos players know as ‘The Grey Knights’ were everywhere, but the DE did a fair job of ‘reppin’ the Xenos.’

This is big for us, so that’s what’s up.

A quick rundown of all the armies and their performances can be found HERE at 3++.

(Let’s all thank Kirby for his hard work…cuz he gets pissy if you don’t…)

So I’m cool with where the DE are at, for now…FOR NOW.

I still think the GK Codex was a genuine ‘kick in the teeth’ as a follow-up to the only good Xenos book we’ve gotten in like…ever…

MOAR MARINES AND DEY IZ BIGGER ‘N’ MEANER!!11!!

DO U HAZ PSYKER DEFENCES? U DON’T? OH NOES! IZ 2 BAD 4 U!

DO U LIKES TO SUPPRESS MECH WITH YER PEW-PEW LAZORS? LOLZ!

*Totally NOT ridiculous*

*sigh*

I’m ok….just a mild embolisym…happens when I talk about GK, or Space Wolves, or IG, or….
Y’know what? Never mind….

No, the thing I REALLY wanna riff about before the Doc shows up, is the OTHER Eldar.

Yeah- these guys:

*And we’re gonna TOTALLY overlook the ‘fabulous’ clothing…and the silly helmets*

 Remember them?

Yeah, they’re like, the OTHER ‘iconic’ race in 40k…or at least, they were.

…Wha’ happened?

It’s like there’s not even any rumors in the wind about a new Codex for these guys, despite the fact that the Eldar are the original Xenos race in 40k.

Somehow we’re talking about 6th Edition BEFORE these guys get a mention?

*facepalm*

I suppose that one way of appeasing the legion of Eldar fans out there would be to release a tiny handful of fancy new models one time when the stars aligned in some arcane formation, right?

And hey! Some totally AWESOME rules for these fancy new models would be totally AWESOME, right?

Uh, right?

*SUPER DOUBLE FACEPALM*

 *rubs temples, sighs deeply*

Why is like, every other gaming company so much BETTER at this kinda thing than GW?

Seriously, Warmahordes, Malifaux, Infinity, Dystopian Wars and Flames of War REGULARLY get ‘new stuffs’ added to their games, and it’s all handled very well.

Ugh…it makes my head hurt.

Ok…lemme calm down here for a sec…STILL LOVE YA, GW….

I REALLY want a big Eldar re-boot, though….maybe do sumpthin’ ’bout them helmets….just sayin’….

:D

But at this point I’d settle for just RUMORS of that happening…just to keep me hoping.

Oh, goody…it seems like someone’s finally here- hopefully it’s this ‘Doctor H,’ and he can get this Monitoring Anklet offa me…

The door’s opening now…

….Well! Lookit you!

….Yer a big fella, aintcha? And spikey, too!

….I’m sure those…uh, extra limbs an’ stuff are a big help, huh?

….Soooooo…wadda ya say we just get started removing this…

OH MY GOD STOP CUTTING ME!!!

EDITOR’S NOTE: It seems SinSynn is unavailable for his customary ‘Have a very Xenos day!’ exit line, but we’re sure he’d say it if he were.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A VERY PAINFUL DAY. LEAVE YOUR SOUL-ESSANCE AT THE DOOR.

Doc H.

8

Wyches finished !!

So five KP’s done with and 13 to go, not so bad really.

The last five took what seemed like hours and hours to do over the first half, It just dragged on and on , probably about 11 hours or thereabouts for all five. I guess that it fast-ish all things considered and If I can keep the momentum up should mean I complete the army just in time…..

I’m going to be doing a warrior Venom today then I have no Idea what I want to do, Taking votes in the comment box below , choosing from Reavers, a warrior Squad, the second Truborn squad or the Archon.

And here’s something which amused me thats on topic for this blog, I wanted to share  it with you all.

Check out the rest of Wobbly model syndrome if you have not already, a bit o good light 40k humor for everyone there.

Also for my readers, you lucky lucky souls, we have another Rant first! SinSyn of HOP infamy, their resident rabid Xenos proponent will be bringing us an Eldar themed guest article from the fetid bowels of his overstimulated humor organ. I’m looking forward to it ;o)

*Warning, may contain traces of tentacles*

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